Sister Flora Floozy Goodthyme

flora@thesisters.org

Fully Professed

August 3, 2004

Other Aliases

Sister Floozy!, “Your Favorite Floozy!”, DJ FloozyFlo, Father Jacques Strapp, Omnipotent Goddess of the "High Life" to the Imperial Court of Swinging Monkeys and Roaring Tigers

Most commonly misheard name

Sometimes I get “Suzy” instead of “Floozy!”, I’ve heard “Sister Florence”, too. But nothing beats how often I get “Roma”.

Lay Occupation

Makeup Artist since 1999 with various film, print, education, and event experiences. Sister Flora is an event producer, personal assistant, and overall bad ass.

Date Of Birth

Sister Flora was born on Easter Sunday, 2002

Hometown

El Sobrante, Idaho, Alameda, San Francisco - Bay Area

Date Joined The Order

2002

Elevated to Fully Professed Member

August 3, 2004

When Did You Discover Your Calling?

I initially discovered my calling in 2002, as a result of supporting Sr Lolita Me Into Temptation at Easter Sunday in Dolores Park with The Sisters. I had put on a pretty dress, and I looked gorgeous at a picnic, and while I watched the parade of nuns from different houses, and all the organizations and community that the Sisters supported it struck me the parallels of community service between the Sisters and the various scouting things I did as a youth.

I used to think I was a shit magnet, and then I realized I’m just a Sister.

​Sponsors In The Order

My Mother is Sister Penny Lane.

Why did you choose the mama you did?

It was simply meant to be.

My Mother taught me to step outside my comfort zone and unleash my inner amazon warrior princess.

My Big Sisters are Sisters Edith My Flesh and Roxanne Roles

What did you learn from your Big Sisters?

I was inspired by their hard work and powerful commitment to service to the inner-workings of the order and the community.

Major Projects In The Order

I have served in many capacities within the Order throughout the years, including:

  • Mistress of Novices

  • Mistress of Saints

  • Mistress of Archives

  • Ministrant within the Perpetual Indulgence Ministerial Program (PIMP)

Sister Flora has also served the community as Point Nun for many SPI events. Some of the highlights are:

  • House Manager for Bawdy Storytelling

  • Sing Till It Hurts! - weekly Karaoke dance party for charity

  • Project Eden Queer Youth Prom

You will also likely see Sr Flora at any of the major Sister supported events such as Easter, PRIDE, Folsom, and Up Your Alley.

Goals & Aspirations

To Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable...

Rules that you live by?

Treat others the way you want to be treated.

Leave it better than how you found it.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

Ministerial Focus

My ministry is to promulgate universal joy, expiate stigmatic guilt, make genuine connections, and support the global community.

Religious Beliefs

Witch.

Do you have any children?

  • Guard Garter Well

  • Sister Maudlin Masscara

  • Sister Freda Desire

  • Novice Sister Amor Ah Quality

My children share a fiery activist spirit, while being equally gentle and present for ministry within the communities we serve.

What “is” Sister Flora in a nutshell”?

Service oriented top.

Is there anything else you want the curious to know?

While some may see Sister Flora’s manifestation as intimidating, the face allows for those who need her ministry to be called closer, while the merely curious take pictures from afar. When someone approaches Sister Flora it is an opportunity to spark a conversation that often leads to a genuine connection.

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